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1 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:46
みんなも土屋けいちゃんになって語ろうょ。

2 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 00:47
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3 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:47
あげ

4 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 00:48
>>1
よく「けいちつ」なんて言葉知ってたな(w


5 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:49
虫たちが出てくるょ。

6 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 00:49
=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=終了

7 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい :2000/11/09(木) 00:49
馬鹿が移るからやだ。

8 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 00:49
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9 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:49
めげずにあげるょ。

10 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:49
やだょ。

11 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 00:50
=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=終了

12 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:50
生きてるょ。

13 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:50
おわりぢゃないょ。

14 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい:2000/11/09(木) 00:51
>2・6
書き方へん


15 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:51
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16 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 00:51
冬眠しとけ


17 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 00:51
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18 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 00:52
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19 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:52
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20 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:53
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21 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 00:53
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22 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:54
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23 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 00:56
これもあげとこうょ

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25 :1です:2000/11/09(木) 01:00
すみません、スレ間違えました。

26 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 01:03
「ダメそんなんじゃ。女に逃げられるよ。
ブレーキは0.5秒くらいでがつんと踏まなきゃ。」

ソースわかったら、あなたも立派な土屋ヲタ。

27 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 01:04
=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=終了

28 :土屋ヲタ:2000/11/09(木) 01:04
わからん…ちょっと悔しい

29 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 01:05
=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=ー=終了

30 :膣屋啓蟄 :2000/11/09(木) 01:06
ごめんなさい。
全て自作自演でした。
僕には友達もいなく彼女も居ない真性ドキュン&ヒッキーです。
構ってもらいたいだけでした。
体重は120キロで身長は160センチです。
ゲームと同人誌ばかりみていたので極度な近眼です。
眼鏡も太り過ぎで顔に食い込むほどです。
髪は伸ばしてます。当然南日も洗ってないから脂で
ギトギトしているフはいうまでもありません。
また、極度の汗かきなので腋臭はもちろんのこと
三段腹の間はいつもあせもで痒くてたまりません。
こんな僕ですが高校生ではなく既に卒業して今はフリーターで
親のすねかじって生きてます。
たまに外出するときはいつも秋葉原ラジオ会館の
同人誌を売っている漫画本屋です。
お気に入りの服はケミカルウォッシュのジーンズと
ラムちゃんのTシャツです。ジーンズは黄ばんで横じわが消えません。しかもかかとがすり切れています。
昨日近所の公園で6歳の少女に淫行を働き、明日家裁に逝く予定です。
でも、さすがに疲れました。
生きること、ここに通うことが・・・。
今まで遊んでくれて有難うそしてさやうなら。

31 :もえ:2000/11/09(木) 01:07
もえもあそんでいいかしら.....?

32 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 01:08
ついでに童貞だょ。

33 :膣屋啓蟄:2000/11/09(木) 02:49
lpllp

34 :26:2000/11/09(木) 03:09
>>28

今月発売の某雑誌で土屋氏が編集者に向かって言った
言葉。因みにマツダロードスターの水色運転してる
写真が目印。さぁ、本屋さんへGO!(w

35 :士屋珪市:2000/11/09(木) 03:13
俺のニセモノはぶっころす。

36 :土屍圭市:2000/11/09(木) 09:41
君たちいいかげんにしろよな。


37 :土屋圭市:2000/11/09(木) 11:08
箱車しか乗れません。
本当は運転下手です。
レース解説苦手です。




38 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 15:46
うすいさいそくはぼくだ

39 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/09(木) 16:18
>38
それはよかったね

40 :土屋茎市:2000/11/09(木) 17:45
公道じゃ勝負しねえよ!勝負を挑むならサーキットに来い!
おい!そこのドリフトしてるサル!お前に言ってるんだよ!

41 :土屋鶏1:2000/11/09(木) 17:50
あほか

42 :名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2000/11/10(金) 00:04
揚げとお香

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